How to Get a Girl – The Infamous Girlfriend Test Routine
Its always an awkward situation when a girl asks you if you have a girlfriend. The thought process for most guys is: Uhm, it feels weird to admit I dont have a girlfriend, but if I say I do she wont be interested anymore I better say No
Its not a mistake, but its not a good way to deal with this question. A good rule to follow is: Dont give women direct answers to their questions! Try to keep some mystery about yourself. For example if she asks What do you do? Dont answer with Im a lawyer, software engineer, banker/etc. Say I work at night or Im an ass-model. Later on you can always tell her your real occupation.
Here is a better way to deal with the â€œDo you have a girlfriend?â€ question and. Itâ€™s the infamous â€œGirlfriend Test Routineâ€ and itâ€™s best to use after you have some connectionâ€¦
She: â€œSo, do you have a girlfriend?â€
You: â€œTo be my girlfriend is an exclusive thing. Thereâ€™s a test. Only 3 questionsâ€¦”
Women love tests. There is no way she wonâ€™t want to take the test.
Before you ask her the 3 questions, take a pen and write the correct answers on her palm or a piece of paper that you put in her hand and say sheâ€™s isnâ€™t allowed to look. This way she will know there are correct answers which she may or may not get right and you not just let her pass. Your value will grow in her eyes because you are putting the interaction at risk.
You also demonstrate you donâ€™t just accept any girl as a girlfriend.
Now close her hand and ask the following questions:
1. Which do you enjoy more? A shower or a warm bath?
2. What is the sexiest food? Whipped crÃ¨me or strawberries?
3. What feels better? Kisses on your neck or nibbling on your ear?
The correct answers are bath, strawberries and kisses on the neck. In most cases she will answer the first two correctly. The last question is perfect for intense kino (touching) or a kiss. If she gets it right, say: â€œI’m glad you like this (nibble or kiss).â€
If she gets it wrong, whisper in her ear â€œI can’t be with you if you really believe this (nibble ear) feels better than this (kiss neck).â€
If she gets all the questions wrong make fun of her – playfully!